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philologist

fi-lol-uh-jist

noun.

a young Korean-Argentinian woman that studies the oral and written linguistics of Jeremy.
Eli's spirited cognition, comparative analytics, and compassionate textual criticism has distinguished her as one of the great philologists of our time.
by cursiv March 28, 2019
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Philosopher

Philosopher is quiet simpily a faggout. He contains great power as him staring at him turns you into stone. Philosopher is also renoun for his high intelect, by calling people faggouts. Being called a faggout is the second highest honour a person can recieve, bar engaging in release gains with FL STUDIO. Throughout every single females life they are expected to go on a pilgrimage and offer up their body for release gains with Philosopher. In order yo become a faggout you must eat Chicken faggouts and eat your sisters meal prep and blame her for being slefish for not making it for him. Within one day of Arnold Split after changing from PPL Philosopher achieved the physique that everybody dreams of which is 46% of FL Studios physique. thus showing his unmatched genetics powered by chicken faggouts and his sister meal prep.
"What a faggout" - Philosopher
by coachyugivista May 11, 2023
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Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety
by Cono12 December 20, 2018
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philophel

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philosoph-aw

Philosoph-aw (noun)
A philosophy that considers taking words with common "E" endings and trading them with an "Aw" ending. Par example: the word "biology" (if used in philosoph-aw) will now be pronounced "biologaw". Usually one emphasizes the "aw" ending for dramatic effect.
Paul: So, what class do you have now?
Tom: Well, fourth period, I haz BiologAW.
Paul: Hmm, anyone I know in that class?
Tom: Yesm. Michael, and BrittnAW.
Paul: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Tom: Dude, it's my new philosoph-aw, look it up on urbandictionary.com, you whore.
Paul: Oh. Sounds good. Michael's a douche. We'll hangballs later.
by tom-paul June 29, 2008
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philoso-facial

1. n. The act of being shut down in a philosophical argument
2. v. To be shut down in a philosophical argument
1. Don't even argue he just philoso-facialed all over your face.
2. Argument void; you've been philoso-facialed
by Koizumi Itsuki April 30, 2011
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philosopher

The academic equivalent of a guru.

A guru scams you by feeding you metaphysical horse crap and all he wants in exchange is for you to give up all of your worldy possessions and follow him but since you'll be giving up all of your worldy possessions,why not sell them and give the proceeds to the guru?

Whereas a philosopher is pretty much in the exact same business except the scam is to sell books.
I fucking hate philosophy and philosophers.
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