norwegian pretzel

An abnormally large penis that is tied into pretzel formation and ready for penetration. Use this power to have sexual intercourse with a lot of people that are also not children.

"just gave that big booty bitch that norwegian pretzel no cap on my mama nigga 👍🤙☝👈👇👈"

by penismolester1976 October 19, 2019

h protagonist

hentai protagonist

You will never be an h protagonist stop growing out your hair over your eyes you look stupid

by Tea-Man's Identity was stolen July 1, 2022

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

Gay Pronzzz

Porn made for gay guys by the master himself whose name is Fernando.....I won't say last names so he won't be attacked

You want to go watch some of the Gay Master's Gay Pronzzz?

by perv_blamedgaymaster July 20, 2009

protect him at all costs

When something is so cute and makes you feel warm on the inside that you want to hold them in your pocket. Or in other words, makes you feel uwu. Sort of makes that person seem like an object, but....uwu?

Min Suga is so cute and a little meow meow. Protect him at all costs! UwU

by bts army November 25, 2018

probz

erox's shorthand for "probably"

friend: do you think you'll be staying after school tomorrow?
erox: probz

by anonymous123456789 June 28, 2006

protec

When a individual protects the well being of a discord server.

We are doin' a heckin good protec

by not terra August 13, 2017