Dump Pressure

Serious pressure of having to take a big shit

During gym that guy had dump pressure and shat himself.

Dump Pressure by mczigger November 24, 2011

blood pressure 

What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.

Even 4chan.

"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."

75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.

blood pressure by OLOL August 25, 2007

peer pressure 

Brainwashing technique where the government plays us off eachother in order to prevent us from thinking freely and originally for ourselves.

OMG you must conform to how the group thinks.


You've all been INSTITUTIONALLY BRAINWASHED by Satanists!!

peer pressure by You fuckin idiots March 13, 2005

international pressure 

the pushing of a group or groups on another group, often political, throughout the globe, to change its ways

Not only did Germany lose the second world war, but it was forced to conform to the international pressure to have heavy sanctions on its military activity.

international pressure by Brooah2 May 19, 2014

peer to peer pressure 

social pressure via the internet (IM, IRC, email, etc) by members of one's peer group (clan, guild, team, etc) to take a certain action, adopt certain values, or otherwise conform in order to be accepted by the geek group

Jimmy: Dude, WoW Wrath of the Lich King is so awesome!!1111 you have to start playing WoW again!

James: No way man, stop it with the peer to peer pressure!

peer to peer pressure by Mofoo December 20, 2008

Office Blood Pressure

An irregular blood pressure, usually found in highly nervous people, when they visit the doctor, or have an important appointment. The blood pressure turns normal, when they leave the office, or difficult situation, but it might rise again, by the slightest irritation, or excitement.

To have a very sensitive blood pressure.

Office Blood Pressure by Ravenheart May 9, 2005

Cracking under pressure 

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.

Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

Cracking under pressure by Oreztov July 7, 2017