Potterism-69

WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.

“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”

“Yes, yes I have”

“I heard it was caused by gayness”

Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.

by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023

Elliot Potter

A skinny white kid with no style who is friendzoned by every girl he has ever met. An Elliot Potter is a complete simp. He’s a very good friend and he never will think of himself before other people. His dad is pretty cool. An Elliot Potter usually has good snacks and food at his house. An Elliot Potter is rich.

Elliot Potter is a very cool dude.

by Twoprettybestfriends November 4, 2020

xavier potter

he has two dads

someone: i fugged you're mum
xavier pooter: I HAVE TOO DADs.
someone: damn xavier potter must have too dadds

by haz sads May 2, 2021

harry potter

if you searched this your like me which is a harry potter fan

harry potter fan

by WhatToPut-? September 6, 2021

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

ben potter

just a random guy in a grade 8 class room who is an average joe and is 5'11 hes going to hogwarts next year

Me: Hey ben
Ben: hi there
Me: what highschool are you going to?
Ben: HogWarts

Ben potter is an average joe

by 数字游戏玩家 March 9, 2022

Harry potter

Posh British person who was scared as a child on his forehead and has magus powers? Somehow

Harry Potter is bad star wars is better.

by Augaj June 12, 2021