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Small portion

Toxic , controlling , careless , destructive and boring , small portions will pretend to be in a relationship with you for there own entertainment when they really don’t care , small portions don’t care about your well-being or how you feel, they don’t keep your secrets and thinks it’s ok to talk bad things about you behind your back, never trust small portions.
That small portion was being so horrible!
by Masters minion February 2, 2021
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wrestlers portion

A large quantity of food that would not normally be deemed as acceptable to eat during one sitting
I've got a wrestlers portion of cereal in my bowl but the milk I've added is off
by Doomain November 1, 2022
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Na-ption

Na-ption (noun)
Pronunciation: /nop-shun/
Definition: The brilliant fusion of "Non-alcoholic" and "Option," denoting a choice that's booze-free but still exciting or satisfying
Ryan's Na-ption for the evening was a mocktail that looked so convincing, even his friends were tempted to try it instead of their usual cocktails.
by Boy351cobra November 16, 2023
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Na-ption

Pronunciation: /nop-shun/
A playful mashup of the words "Non-alcoholic" (NA) and "Option" describing an alternative choice of words that rolls off the tongue easier while ordering at a bar or restaurant. Asking a bartender what their "Na-ptions" are creates a more casual and playful way to order a Non-Alcoholic drink without actually saying the words "Non-Alcoholic Options". Using the term "Na-ptions" lowers the chance of too much unwanted attention in the establishment and avoids the stigma of being one of the only "Non-Drinkers" in the establishment. Choices of Na-ptions can be a non-alcoholic beer or a variety of Mocktail-Looking drinks that have the appearance of regular Alcoholic drinks.
"Hello Bartender! What are your Na-ptions tonight?"
"I have work in the morning and I gotta drive home. I'll stick with a Na-ption tonight if we go out."
"Steve thought ordering a Na-ption was a buzzkill, but once he tasted the virgin piña colada, he realized it was a non-stop tropical vacation for his taste buds."
"Ryans's Na-ption for the evening was a mocktail that looked so convincing, even his friends were tempted to try it instead of their usual cocktails."
by Boy351cobra November 22, 2023
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A good portion

Connor only did a good portion of the taxis on the puzzle
by JizzStorm April 7, 2021
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Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans
by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024
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