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“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
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Posh

adjective; The definition of posh is something or someone elegant, luxurious or stylish, or is something done in a stylish or elegant way.

A fancy and elegant apartment building is an example of something that would be described as posh.
A fancy and elegant apartment building is an example of something that would be described as posh.
by ej_vocab September 6, 2017
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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Posh

Mitchell, your a posh
by P.O.S.H April 22, 2019
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posh cum

The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice
Omg yesterday I fucked Danny’s dick and his cum tasted like posh cum
by Krezzy August 3, 2022
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posh pawn

A classy way of enabling criminals and gangsters to use their assets to rip the piss out the rest of society whilst gobbling caviar and laughing outrageously on mega yachts that are loaned by their swinger grandparents who are now deceased but quaffing champagne in the unrealistic idea of heaven 😀
Posh pawn

When the gloriously rich yet not so rich attempt to exchange their inherited assets for fast cash in order to live out their lives in the most hedonistic and sexual ways possible whilst still eating Sunday lunch at grandmas and feeding the goldfish she won in 1950
by J_gogo October 10, 2023
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Kick a posh person day

On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception
Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day
by hotbitchxoxo October 3, 2020
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