Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

poling

Having two people grab each of a male victim's legs, and pulling him groin-first into a fixed metal pole.

The boys decided Nigel No Friends needed a good poling.

by Hand-E-Food February 22, 2010

poolimia

When you have to take a shit immediately after eating.

Bob has been diagnosed with poolimia.

by BD September 13, 2004

Polinda

to hang out with a best friend and do awesome things, including but not limited to:
-Drinking coffee
-Playing cards
-Talking about life
-Listening to rap

"Hey, do you wanna polinda this weekend? We could go Amore coffee and then hang out at my house."

by Meg Pond February 23, 2013

Poloing

Living a positive, successful and flashy lifestyle.

Some people been Poloing and carefree for 20 yrs and some been struggling and stressed.

by atldallas May 25, 2014

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005

Poolice

Lice that infest in your butt hairs, and lays eggs in the anus. While you poo... out come the little baby maggot lice.

"Damn that bitch scratching her ass must have Poolice!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"

by Billy Bong Poolice HolyMotherfucker November 24, 2006