Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

by Ｉ Ｗ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｔ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ January 17, 2018

Air pods

A device only rich people have.

Girl: Cool Air pods
Boy: Sorry I don't speak broke

by xoxo gi May 31, 2019

Chav-Pod

An ipod which consists of mainly "chav" style music, with the occasional Disney hit

"Hey, lemme listen to your chav-pod matee"

by Kazzz(: July 09, 2009

piss pod

a place that you let things out of the rear end aka a toilet or washroom.

says Susie- Excuse me mother, i need to go to the piss pod.
mother- sure darling, but go fast, remember last time.

by zoeh December 08, 2004

book on pod

An audio book played on an iPod

Damn dude, hold it down! I'm listening to a book on pod!

by Billster June 09, 2005

sex pod

A veritable fountain of sexxehness, one who is called a sex pod should feel great pride, as they count among the pillers of sex. They are gods.

by Lepper March 20, 2003

Escape Pod

A version of the alcoholic beverage known as Cape Cod (which is a mixture of cranberry juice and vodka) without the alcohol, therefore a "virgin" drink.

The pregnant woman who was still hiding her condition from her friends discreetly ordered an Escape Pod at the bar.

by Shetal January 25, 2008