Mega Pint

A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.

5 down and you’re fucked.

No beers for me today John… I’m on the mega pints

by Lynny79 August 14, 2023

Pint dweller

A distinctly inner north of Melbourne phenomenon, a pint dweller is a guy who only would ever get a pint. He has been in multiple bands and possibly been a sound guy. He will wax lyrical about how shit the Naarm scene has become. Your typical pint dweller is wearing a local band merch t shirt that doesn’t quite fit and hugs his growing paunch. He doesn’t respect rules around non smoking areas in venues. He leaves behind a string of relationships with women who thought they could help him clean up his act. He likely has a vitamin deficiency. Legendary scenester or hopeless villain? You decide.

“Don’t you know that pint dweller having an ciggie outside the Tote?”

by Pint_Dweller_69 January 23, 2024

Dutch pint

Half a pint of beer and half a pint of head.

I almost because fought the bartender because the cheap bastard poured me a Dutch pint.

by HowieJ February 17, 2024

Sticky Pint

A shot glass of cum.

"My girlfriend wanted me to make her a sticky pint on the weekend"

by ~Crustard-Tart-Ass~ June 3, 2015

Mystery Pint

An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.

The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.

A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”

by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024