Ping Pong Palsy

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.

Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."

by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010

chupa mi pinga

pinga means dick, penis, or cock in spanish. Chupa means lick or suck. Mi equals my, so if you put it all together it should be, suck (and or lick) my dick (and or penis etc)
This is what a chonga would do!

Paco: Oye holmes am kiiNda loneLy.
Diego: Letz git us sum hynas let em chupa mi pinga know what am sayin'
Paco: siiimon homie.

--chongas walk by--

Paco: hola mamasitasss.

--chongas claw themselves to get to their dicks first--

by chupamipingaholmes August 10, 2008

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by kyle depenning December 14, 2006

Pigging

a cruel behavior where an asshole would show interest in you, then ghost you and tell you that he’s been joking about liking you.

- I don't understand, it's been going just fine! When I asked why he stopped answering my texts he just laughed and said he can't believe I thought we were a thing! I'm devastated
- Girl, have you heard of pigging? Well, you just got pigged!

by amaweirdough November 12, 2017

piggies

Slang for "toes." Plural form of "piggy."

Singular: "This little piggy went to market..."

Plural: "My piggies are freezing."

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

ghost pinging

when an asshole pings everyone then deletes it afterwards to confuse people and to get their attention

"That fucking asshole is ghost pinging again! Ban him!"

by seelz June 18, 2020