Piedmont

Small, unincorporated town surrounded by Oakland, California. Predominiately caucasian, upper-middle class population. Most residents identify with a more liberal political affiliation. Piedmont is usually classified by it's "Upper" region; El Cerrito Ave. and Eastward. "Baja Piedmont," is the area below this, and it is shunned by the SUV-driving residents of the adjacent "Upper" reigon.

1. "Hey, look at that mom driving her Volvo station wagon with the Kerry bumper sticker to temple."
"Yeah, that's hella Piedmont."

2. "There's nothing to do except go to the triple-keg in the cemetary and cruise Highland."
"Piedmont sucks, man."

by lsvvv December 28, 2005

pig-pile

a term used to describe ganging up on an unsuspecting victim unfairly and seemingly without cause. Often driven by hype.

I burst into uncontrolable laughter as dorothy was pig-piled by her co-workers for exiting the bathroom trailing tp from her shoe.

by dunder pam January 15, 2008

walrus pile

A game resulting in large piles of people laying on top of each other. When an unsuspecting victim is laying down on the floor, someone shouts "Walrus pile!" and jumps on top of them. Everyone else in the room also yells "Walrus pile!" and must immediately jump on and stack atop the victim. Ignore the muffled screams of the poor person at the bottom of the pile.
If no one is laying on the floor, a walrus pile may be started by wrestling the victim to the ground and then shouting "Walrus pile" as normal.

Daniel: "Psst, hey Steve, check it out. Aaron's just laying there on the ground watching TV."
Steve: "WALRUS PILE!!!"
Aaron: "Mmmmfph! Mmph!"

OR

Daniel: "Hey Tucker did you hear how we got 10 people in on a walrus pile on top of Aaron?"
Tucker: "Yeah, I heard you made him cry. Ha ha ha!"

by Daniel Chapman May 25, 2007

White Pilled

The state of having "taken" the White Pill, which is essentially enlightment and hope, with an acceptance of the good and bad realities of one's situation and the world they're in, with resolve to still move forward and do what good can be done. It is typically a graduation of being being Red Pilled.

The White Pilled indifidual's disposition of hope and peace is out of maturity and wisdom and is not to be confused with the toxic-positivity, blissful ignorance, or hard-truth denialism characteristic of the Blue Pill.

While being White Pilled may commonly describe struggling and sexless males having undergone a positive transformation, the term can be used more generally about the future and all mankind.

"White-Pilling" as an active verb can also mean to cultivate wisdom and enlightened hope in others, or simply to just give encouragement.

Bob: "I've been red-pilled for a while now and can't decide if I'll get White Pilled or Black PIlled next."
Tom: "Well don't be an asshole and go for the White Pill. Nihilism is lazy."

Sarah: "All the data we look at in the entire Sociology major is horrifying."
Kelly: "Yeah if Dr. Halbert wasn't constantly White-Pilling the shit out us we'd probably switch."

by meowmeows777 November 4, 2022

Adding pennies to the pile

Adding or contributing a small (usually unnecessary) bit extra.

When John decided to help out the cleaning by taking away his rubbish from lunch, he was just adding pennies to the pile.

by Fred Invisible October 24, 2010

pile of shit

1.a carefully placed pile of poo that is made with a shovel.

2.also can be somthing that is broken/wrecked/ destroyed or just somthing that is bad.

1.Holy fuck i have never seen such a neat & carefully placed pile of shit

2. im glad i got a new car that old one was a pile of shit

by Talon May 31, 2004

Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”

After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.

by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007