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Pestell Package

A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.
The moment she heard about his Pestell Package, she was all over him.
by MC Warlow May 7, 2008
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Poo Poo Picaso

When you make "art" with your poo poo. Also known as a Doo Doo Davinci.
She pulled a Poo Poo Picaso when she painted a pretty picture on in the bathroom wall with her poo poo.
by Josh Le Quire December 31, 2007
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pickadilly whore

A term used for a silly, stupid female. Derogatory. Often accompanied with a finger snap in the face and a command. Can be used in a joking manner
Gracie: "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, what was that again?"

Michael: (snap, snap) you Pickadilly whore.
by eleanor-grace March 31, 2008
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard

The most amazing man that has ever graced this Earth. His popularity was renewed by the almighty fabulous amazing website called you're the man now dog. That sexy beast.
Captain - Jean - Luc - Picard - ofthe - USS - enterprise. (Repeat x infinity)

Captain Jean-Luc Picard
by wtf___xandrasON April 25, 2006
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Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009
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Gentlemans Package

1. I got my gentlemans package trapped as I decended the ladder.

2. Ive been hit in the gentlemans package so hard ive had to go to the doctor.

3. Look at the gentlemans package on that land mamal.
by The_Fish1982 December 17, 2006
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pickaxe

An itch located deep within the anal cavity. One runs the risk of their appendage smelling like fecal matter if (s)he so chooses to take it on.
Example 1

Don: Why are you walking so funny?
Craig: Dude, I got a pickaxe!

Example 2

Don: Dude, you picking a wedgie?
Craig: No I just have a major pickaxe!

Example 3

Craig: Dude, smell my finger!
Don: Why?
Craig: I just took care of a pickaxe!
by fartmaster69 October 26, 2011
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