by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019
Get the penile super soakermug. A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 6, 2017
Get the Penile prophetmug. 
System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis
The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.
by Malika Davis August 23, 2023
Get the penile systemmug. I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015
Get the Penile Dementiamug. by munkee yes November 23, 2020
Get the penile destructionmug. When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
by lump420 July 13, 2019
Get the charged penile blastmug.