when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014
Get the penile distractionmug. The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
Get the penile greasemug. by munkee yes November 23, 2020
Get the penile destructionmug. A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023
Get the Penile Erectoligistmug. Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021
Get the Penile Grantmug. by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021
Get the Penile Alientitismug. 