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Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour
Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!
by Yimothy August 5, 2023
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pasty red

An other way to say the color maroon
Person's favorite color is pasty red
by 100 percent true May 7, 2018
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tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
by Dark5iide May 13, 2014
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pasty ass pasta

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Pasty Whackers

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss
by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021
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Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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