King of payola

benjy @cowboylikebenjy , no one competes him as the payola itself.

BE AWARE!

King of payola is Benjy
King of organic is Swifferoodo

by why you have to know my name April 22, 2021

Paola Corvea

The kind of tail we should all be chasing.

Paola Corvea is so fine, "I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong hit"

by guy wif boner January 1, 2010

prolapse kiss

The prolapse kiss is when you take two people with their dangly prolapsed rectums, have them bed over and reverse into each other eventually connecting the two anal tubes. Ideally you can play holly valence song kiss kiss during said procedure for increased pleasure.

Ben lifted too much weight at the gym.
Jim also lifted too much weight at the gym. Both prolapsed. On the way to the hospital the trolleys in the ambulance moved and their hanging out a holes touched.

What? dude you mean they acheieved the rare opportunity of the prolapse kiss. Wooh that's is a beautiful moment. They will be bros for life now .

by anon.gcfgv755r July 12, 2017

Accidental Prolapse

When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.

1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole

Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"

by DeerBattler November 29, 2009

Parla

A dark soul bound to the deepest caves in hell. An evil spirit determined to rule over the entire galaxy. A dark, evil heartless monster who just doesn't give a shit.

Or a small chicken

Woah! She is such a Parla, GUUURL you better be carful

by FFUTILEE October 11, 2016

paromartho

The most cutest and sexiest kid out there. Still gets rejected but no will ever beat his looks. ATHLETIC, ATTRACTIVE AND SEXY

Omg are u Paromartho!

by huwhufohubuobjodswho October 23, 2019

parlay

It's when you drink a bit, smoke a bit, fuck your girl a bit, then watch some TV.

"Yo what you doin rite now?"
"Ah I'm parlayin for a minute boy"

by SaintAdamm January 13, 2009