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The longest word ever. Some sort of amino chemical compound. (There aren't actually spaces in this word but this website doesn't allow words over 40 characters long, even though words above 40 characters exsist).

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by Vyntse April 7, 2008

Paramedic

Someone who looks good in a green jumpsuit and can drive a van really fast through tight roads. In their social world they let their hair down and can party and drink with the best of them. First to the scene of an accident and last to leave a party.

Look at that paramedic and how fast she can drive, I wonder who would win in a van race an F1 driver, a rally driver or that green jump-suited paramedic.

by Stig J. Bungee June 25, 2018

paramedic sandwich

An apparatus in which a patient is placed on and shacked to a gurney, a second gurney is placed inverted on top of the patient, and the two gurneys are shackled together. Used when patients are stabilized and represent an extreme risk to themselves or others. May be used as a punitive measure when the threat (or administration) of a rectal exam is considered to be ineffective.

"If the dirtball in Room Two doesn't cool down, give him twenty mgs of Vitamin H, slap him into a paramedic sandwich and transport him to County."

by Knife and Gun Club July 27, 2009

Paramore

A pop band that has mistakenly been labeled "punk rawk." A load of emos that picked up guitars and microphones and only got their break because of a female lead singer, as if female rockers never existed before (ahem, Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks, etc). Their career revolves around their singer, Hayley Williams. Just another Pop band that a bunch of naive kids listen to in order to feel emotional, deep, and emo... even though Paramore's lyrics don't go deeper than shallow breakups and even more shallow heartbreak. Their image matters more to them than their music's quality, which is also poor. Going without saying: DON'T LISTEN TO PARAMORE.

Naive Kid 1: Paramore's the best band ever, they're so punk rawk!!
Smart kid 1: Honey, time to get a life. And a taste in music.

by Anything Goes Tonight October 24, 2010

Pajama

When you sneak up on a sleeping person while they are sleeping on their stomach and have anal sex with them, without waking them up.
Comes from old times, when the butt flap was still popular.
Note! There must be no consent for this to work properly.

John: Dude, you and your woman have a good time last night?
Jack: Yeah, I pajama'd her and she didn't even make a noise!

by Lev!athan April 20, 2009

Pajama Mama

A large, overweight Woman who are most commonly found in Wal-Mart. They are seen Wearing Pajama Pants, mostly because they're huge thighs cant fit into normal pants. They also have small children with them, who will beat their child in front of public. No matter where they are. Hair is usually greasy, and in a bun. You can find most Pajama Mamas in the clearance clothing section of Wal-Mart.

I was at Wal-Mart, when I saw a Pretty big Pajama Mama in the clothing aisle, Smacking her little son for screaming over a video game.

by irishdog1 August 22, 2011

Paramedic

A paramedic is a medical profession that provides advanced levels of medical care in the pre-hospital setting usually in an emergency. This includes an initial assessment, diagnosis and a treatment plan to manage the patient's health crisis. This care can also be continued en-route to a hospital if more definitive care for the patient is required. In some cases the Paramedic may provide adequate treatment that may resolve the health crisis and may or may not refer the patient onto another health professional.

Most paramedics work in ambulances or medical helicopters however there are some who take up hospital based roles in emergency departments. In some countries paramedics can go onto becoming a form of extended care practitioner similar to a PA or CNP.

Paramedics responded when my father was experiencing a heart attack.

by paramagician October 26, 2012