there is a duck watching everybody,and there will be beside the fact that i am a duck.so maybe you are a duck too.
when you feel the breath of a duck on your neck,never look back to see paranoid ducks,just look at the mirror.
by the duck is watching us March 23, 2016
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by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023
Get the Paranoid mug.When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.
guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."
guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."
guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."
by seezilysoo February 22, 2011
Get the pre-paranoid mug.When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012
Get the Phone paranoia mug.The feeling you get when you switch or close an internet browser tab on a computer for a perfectly normal reason the moment another person walks by in view of the monitor. Typically inherited from repeated cases of having an individual ask "what were you looking at?"
My mom walked into my room the instant I closed Internet Explorer. I was only closing my Steam account, but I bet she thought I was browsing porn. It's probably just my Tab Paranoia.
by Gohound October 10, 2012
Get the Tab Paranoia mug.the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.
"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."
"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."
by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014
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