Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009
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Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010
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"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
by Weregoat July 1, 2014
Get the fart paranoia mug.Point, evidence, explanation, repeat. The bane of every British student alive. They are there to complicate every poem, book and script ever created by making you imagine what the writer didn't mean by using a word.
PEE Paragraphs ... The writer described the curtains as "blue" because it has connotations of life and water. NO THE WRITER DESCRIBED THE CURTAINS AS BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING BLUE
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When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
by LDKLDK December 15, 2019
Get the fish paranoia mug.A main course from Indonesia. Take aways are suggested than dine in because you’ll get an extra portion if you’re purchasing them in take aways. Nasi padang usually served in an individually wrapped in a daun pisang (banana leaf) and paper wrap with a bunch of rice, vegetables, and a side dish inside. You can also costumize your nasi padang by your own taste.
Their popular side dishes are beef rendang (marinated in a grated coconut extract), ayam pop (padang styled chicken curry), Ikan kakap gulai, and their signature fried egg (promise me you’ll love their fried eggs at first bite)
Nasi padang costs IDR10.000,00 - IDR40.000,00 / each (depending on which side dishes you’ve picked), ain’t that pricy tho…
Their popular side dishes are beef rendang (marinated in a grated coconut extract), ayam pop (padang styled chicken curry), Ikan kakap gulai, and their signature fried egg (promise me you’ll love their fried eggs at first bite)
Nasi padang costs IDR10.000,00 - IDR40.000,00 / each (depending on which side dishes you’ve picked), ain’t that pricy tho…
Jane : “bro Have you ever tried nasi Padang before?”
Kanye : “dude that’s the greatest cuisine I’ve ever eaten in Indonesia”
Jane : “Have you tried their signature minang style beef rendang?”
Kanye : “Yessss, and I’m in Love with rendang”
Kanye : “dude that’s the greatest cuisine I’ve ever eaten in Indonesia”
Jane : “Have you tried their signature minang style beef rendang?”
Kanye : “Yessss, and I’m in Love with rendang”
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