by The Naked Klown May 25, 2008
Get the Hot Pockets mug.Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.
"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"
by aksdhjgo;asujglksgj March 27, 2009
Get the ketchup packet mug.a pocket, usually homemade, where dealers and buyers of weed stash their shit. it can usually be found on the inside of a mans boxers.
by Balls McCgee March 17, 2005
Get the weed pockets mug.1. Unit of paste contained in a Sheath.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.
"Dude, that bitches jello packet tasted like gardetto's snacks!"
"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"
"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"
"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)
" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!
" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"
"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"
"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"
"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)
" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!
" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"
by Bob C. Dawg April 12, 2008
Get the jello packet mug.Goth Pockets: The gothic version of hot pockets, substituting sause with blood, meat for human body parts, and cheese with the juice of a fetus.
by Jemusbroofjesus April 6, 2007
Get the Goth Pockets mug.A game played when two bros are walking side by side and their hands accidentally touch. If one of them calls "pockets" then both bros have to see who can keep their hands in their pockets the longest.
Bro 1: *hand touches bro's hand accidentally* "Pockets!"
Bro 2: "Aww come on man it was an accident"
Bro 2: "Aww come on man it was an accident"
by Cody Stidham August 28, 2010
Get the Pockets mug.A pocketslide occurs when someone, often someone unfortunate, has a lot of content in their pockets, and when they for example sit down, all their pocket-content falls out.
When this happens on a bus, it is called a busfuck, because the bus pretty much fucked you by doing a really sudden turn. This can also be referred to as a floor sweep because all of the contents will fall down on the floor and "sweep" the floor as it slides down the isle.
When this happens on a bus, it is called a busfuck, because the bus pretty much fucked you by doing a really sudden turn. This can also be referred to as a floor sweep because all of the contents will fall down on the floor and "sweep" the floor as it slides down the isle.
D:What's got you so down?
S:Pocketslide... Ten packs of condoms just flew down the isle.
D:Lol, what you need those for?
S:Sex...lol...
D:Funny guy
S:No, seriously, i use these for sex
D:No you don't, pornhub premium member
S: Stfu
S:Pocketslide... Ten packs of condoms just flew down the isle.
D:Lol, what you need those for?
S:Sex...lol...
D:Funny guy
S:No, seriously, i use these for sex
D:No you don't, pornhub premium member
S: Stfu
by ijustcame December 4, 2009
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