The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.
"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."
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Get the List Paralysis mug.A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
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Get the Slap List mug.An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.
Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.
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Get the Mike's List mug.the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
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Get the Fuck-it list mug.An ordinary list containing extraordinary people who have either wronged you, undercut you, back stabbed you, blamed you to the point that you reward them by allowing them hononary induction onto your cunt list.
This guy at work keeps a mental list of all the people that have pissed him off. He calls it his cunt list.
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