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Actuals

"actuals" is an australian abbreviation to "actually", it means "damn that fr happened?" or "it did"
Savanna: "hey, do you know eminem is coming to australia to have a world tour!?"

Ben: "WAIT, ACTUALS?!"
by brooklynsobased July 6, 2024
mugGet the Actualsmug.

Gary Winthorpe (actual)

A stand up guy. Like someone on the pupil leadership team in a Scottish high school.
by Wordsmitherybtw March 27, 2024
mugGet the Gary Winthorpe (actual)mug.

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs
Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022
mugGet the what in the actual eggmug.

Actualeer

Someone who often says "UM, ACKSHUALLY-".
This word comes from words such as "engineer", except instead of doing engineering, it's actualeering.
"Of course he's an actualeer, he's a complete midwit".
by AveryHyena June 14, 2025
mugGet the Actualeermug.

what in the actual fuck

My reaction to almost every single article on this... GODFORSAKEN WEBSITE, roamed by the filthiest of beings make the most DIABOLICAL "sexual" terms that previously didn't exist. (DO NOT LOOK UP ONION RING PLEASE)
Person A: "Hey look at this urban dictionary article! Person B:"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ????"
by 2Uvas June 18, 2024
mugGet the what in the actual fuckmug.

he didn't actually pay Paul, though

Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.
One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
mugGet the he didn't actually pay Paul, thoughmug.

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