loop the mule

male masturbation, jerking-off, etc.

Man, this stripper is hot...I gotta go loop the mule.

by PJ75 September 16, 2007

Thrown for a loop

Usually means that you are very confused and thrown off.

When Sameya said that dumb stuff, I was thrown for a loop

by The Trashbin speaks June 9, 2020

random loop

A state of being, similar to a coma, in which you are stuck in a loop of pressing random on websites, looking at whats there, and pressing random or f5 again. Is frequently done on: Urban Dictionary, Stumbleupon, 4chan, Twitter and similar sites.

Rob: Damn man I was up 'till 4:20 this morning.

Lee: Yeah that essay was hard.

Rob; F@#$! I completely forgot about that, I was stuck in a random loop the whole time. On top of a youtube loop.

by Rob9001 January 4, 2010

Wikipedia loop

The state of continually, endlessly following links from one page to the next on Wikipedia linking topics that grow progressively distant from what you originally searched.

I started out looking up information on Ford cars and ended up on a page about Animal Farm. I was in quite the Wikipedia loop. aka wikipedian loop and wikiloop

by Benny123 January 13, 2016

Quantum Loop

When you twist your penis in between your legs and stick it in your butthole. Self anal sex.

"Is he giving himself the quantum loop?"
"Why yes he is, you should try it sometime."

by Call_8304765664 December 12, 2019

nested loops

A loop inside of a loop

"What are nested loops?"
"A loop inside of a loop dude!"

by YasQween May 23, 2018

Bait Loop

A:When you are stuck in a continuous state of baiting.

This can be masturbating or loosing track of time focusing on various tasks.

Sorry for disappearing, I got stuck in a Bait Loop after browsing r/gonewild and came out 4 hours later.

Bryce felt into a Bait loop while looking at cars online, he appeared 4 hours later.

by PapaTrump March 24, 2019