Revak tech

Revak tech is alternative word for good video content

Guy1: hey did you watch (video)
guy2: yes it was Revak tech!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

tech ignorant

Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.

Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.

by darksyda October 29, 2015

tech-hoe

A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.

You are such a tech-hoe.

Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe

by dr.house February 11, 2010

women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.

PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!

by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020

Broken Tech

A running joke and play on words coined by Brooklyn Tech Students. It's used to refer to the general ineptitude and/or sluggishness of the school at times. The suffix -lyn might also be added to the phrase (mainly in speech though). Ex. Brokenlyn Technical High School

Underclassman A: "Why are the elevators to the lunchroom always under repair?"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"

by Overworked & Stressed April 24, 2021

Brek Tech

The visit to hillside in the 27 minute break halfway through 9am Rec tech to get a takeaway full English

“Hey aren’t you gonna have breakfast before you leave?”

“Nah it’s sound I’ve got brek tech first thing”

by J.D.Wetherspoon April 21, 2020

Tech Play

The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.

Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.

by Sushi Queen of Chicago February 6, 2017