scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014

Scratch the dip

When you're all in on Bitcoin and save small sums of fiat from your day job to invest in Bitcoin's price pullbacks.

"Bitcoin is down from $14,000 to $8,000. Time to scratch the dip."

by Bitcoiner123 November 21, 2019

supplementary scratch

A.k.a. "courtesy scratch"; it involves your helpfully scratching someone's back in a spot where he has difficulty reaching himself.

Giving someone a supplementary scratch is indeed a very nice gesture, but da prob is dat you cannot know where it itches on your friend's back, and so you may hafta do a good bit of "up/down-left/right" trial-and-error scratching till you finally hit da right spot.

by QuacksO July 25, 2019

Scat Scratch

Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.

John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.

Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.

by legendDF September 15, 2011

jonesberg scratch

Black Tar Heroin

Hit me with that jonesberg scratch man!

by tadoefan1223 December 29, 2021

flamingo scratch

Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.

My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!

by grasshiphopper July 21, 2015

Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.

Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”

by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020