donkey jacket

Proppa working class lads

Michael Foot is a donkey jacket.

by DiogoTheCoder May 18, 2020

monkey jacket

denim jacket

Junior looked pathetic in his dirty monkey jacket as he took his sister to the race.

by Whitelitenun March 5, 2019

frat jacket

the invulnerability to cold that one acquires following the consumption of multiple alcoholic beverages. Similar to a regular jacket, but with optional clothing.

It was cold out last night and I wasn't wearing a shirt. Luckily, I was about 13 beers into a frat jacket and didn't feel a thing.

by A Curious Dinosaur December 31, 2013

Jacket Ghost

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.

"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."

by LilPear December 2, 2013

baggy jacket

A large foreskin caused by having an enormous penis

That guy has an enormous penis. I wonder if he needs to hang his baggy jacket out to dry after sex.

by Taylortronics January 31, 2020

jacket-napping

When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power

person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what

person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME

by national person September 28, 2021

Murder Jacket

a jacket in which the collar (and sometimes the interior) is comprised of fleece

person 1: dude did you see Rick’s murder jacket?
person 2: the brown zip up with the fleece collar
person 1: yeah, a murder jacket

by cowboykeen February 21, 2023