napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma February 23, 2015

Napoleon Dynamite

A guy who’s really cool and awkward at the same time

Pedro- “Hey are you Napoleon Dynamite”
Napoleon- “yeah, gosh”

by Fat lard called Tina December 27, 2018

Napoleon DynaBomb

When a female takes a shit into a bowl mixing it with blood and the semen of her partner, resembling napoleon ice cream, the bowl is mixed and transferred into a funnel streaming into the females vagina. The female will then queef it out simulating a bomb.

Kyle: Dude, Me and Margot performed the Napoleon Dynabomb.
Arnold: Sweet bro.

by DynaBomber July 13, 2025

Napoleon Pussy

A white girl with brown pussy lips and a pink inner.

Yo bro last night this girl had the best Napoleon pussy out of the whole school.

by Aluahakbar January 20, 2023

napoleon 48 person cross walking event

ahhh munks and the guys of the event will go to the cross walk and walk across while tring to avoid the falling rhinos and anchors.,!@#? and firetrucks.

metro colin anus aribasn yooopooo gooot a frind an yoooo napoleon 48 person cross walking event, i watched a turkish guy shit in a toaster and cook it to perfection.

by aggagagdegigfidhfgkdjvhjhaaaau November 17, 2022

a napoleon

Taking a nap after a good meal.

A napoleon; having a nap after having a full meal and foodcoma. Used in informal setting. Ex. I took a great napoleon.

by Armysen April 8, 2024

napoleon buffet

During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors

My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.

by chef P.B.M. March 3, 2015