Napkin Consumption

Napkin consumption is when you’re finished eating and you eat your dirt or non dirty napkin

Vine 1: Hey! Remember napkin Consumption! U NEED TO EAT IT NOW

Vine 2: Jesus Christ fine god....

by BangtanTrash69000 June 12, 2018

Napkin Joint

when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.

tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints”

girl:”wut”

by peterpan_69 May 29, 2018

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019

Sticky napkin

When you masturbate using a Fruit Roll Up.

Christopher Arp sure loves his sticky napkin.

by Bildo Teabaggins September 8, 2017

swing my napkin

a gay sex thingy

tonight billy will swing my napkin

by doodypants123 June 25, 2017

salty napkin

Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

by Young snaps July 5, 2017

booty napkins

Toilet Paper.

I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.

by jenwongtattoos November 7, 2017