riding on my ass

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.

Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.

by Ponsonby Britt December 6, 2010

My ass is grass

When your getting chased in a horror game and the thing chasing you is right on your ass

"Oh shit, my ass is grass"

by Deadheartstealer August 12, 2018

sniff my ass

It's self explanatory.

"Sniff my ass bitch"

by I Liek Cats October 27, 2017

Oh my ass

More vocal than anything, Oh my ass is a declaration that you are getting fucked in the anus by a large wanger.

Raven watched as Seifer put it in Squall deep. He screamed "Oh my ass!"

by GhaleonX July 23, 2003

Cover My Ass

A saying that Gangstas use when in a territtory war and when they need to go from one hiding place to another.

Gangsta 1: "Cover my ass im goin in"
Gangsta 2: "Ok i got this

by GangstaSkata June 19, 2011

Lick my ass

A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !"

Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.

Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !"
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "

by HeIIoKitty April 8, 2011

Diggin My Ass

Used to describe Ms. Diggins. Shitty ass history teacher.

Hey, Um.. Excuse me Ms. Diggin My Ass, I have a question about the French Revolution..?

by Stef March 17, 2004