half mung

I woke up today with a half mung

I go to work in the morning with a half mung

Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung

by DIMI LOVES THE February 20, 2015

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Mung Warthog

A type of warthog found only in near the equator and is worshipped almost as a god by many ancient Amazonian tribes. The mung warthog is extremely sensitive to sunlight and is most commonly known for its habit of burrowing into old graves, during the harsh daylight, with its mate and munging buried corpses for sustainance and recreation.

Timon: Wow! Thats a nasty rash, when did you get that?!

Pumbaa: When I was a mung warthog!

Timon: Nice, very nice.

by TheGodbler March 18, 2011

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Munga mung

When food doesn’t chew or taste quite right but you can’t say exactly what’s wrong with it

Do you like it? Er I don’t know.... It just tastes a bit munga mung.

by Freightrain June 20, 2018

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munge fuddler

A cheap way that ricky gervais can use explicit themes in a childrens book and get away with it. When 'u' is replaced with 'i' it spells 'minge fiddler' which shows ricky's intent to use explicit material in his book 'flanimals'

God did u see Tim with Sally last week, he is a right Munge Fuddler

by Adam Sutherland May 13, 2005

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mung off

Similar to a rock off, a mung off is where two teams of however many members challenge eachother to see how many bodies they can coopertively collect mung from within a set time limit. Terms are discussed beforehand, and whoever wins gets their terms carried out, usually having something to do with humiliating the other team. A popular term is having the losing team gargle mung for extended periods of time.

- I challenge you to a mung off! If I win, you have to go to prom with me!

- And what if I win!?

- I'll....I'll...I'll be your mung slave for a year!

by Labus December 13, 2008

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