Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.
Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."
Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"
Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"
Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
by Wrong Button October 01, 2014
by Legatox June 13, 2008
A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
by Geoff AF April 30, 2010
joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing
by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017
by Anne Frank May 18, 2008
A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.
Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
by Anonymous68753 March 07, 2011
by Dr. Blueberry September 30, 2013