Muddy Chicken

A sexual act where anal is done until right before ejaculation where the male pulls out to get a blow job from their sex partner(s). Also known as the muddy chicken with a side of ranch.

Bro, my buddy muddy chickened this chick last night and she went with it. Chucky Cheese birthdays are getting crazy man.

by Ducky McDuckerson March 13, 2023

Muddy lean

lean that has multiple pills in it making look like there is sand in it.

Ayy Rory made some muddy lean for the party tonight.

by Fritzelfri February 2, 2019

muddy tornado

when a man shits on a females stomach and blows on her chest to cool it down

eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman

by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014

muddy alaska

a dude and a girl take craps on each other and wallow in it.

Johhny and Tracy took a Muddy Alaska together

by gay gorilla July 19, 2009

muddy river

The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.

I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.

by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007

Muddy Buddy

After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.

Last night I gave Kari the Muddy Buddy until her face turned Blue.

by Mr. Hill March 29, 2007

muddy nightmare

An explosion of shit on the walls while she's on your BALLS

Guy1: Dude you were screaming in your sleep
Guy2: I was having a muddy nightmare

by Buttexploder November 9, 2014