Australian Bullfighting Mosquito

The Australian Bullfighting Mosquito is a notoriously dangerous and invasive species of mosquito found along the East coast of Australia. They are known to travel alone and typically reside in forest areas. They are one of the most dangerous species of mosquito as they are fatally poisonous and trick victims by their fly like appearance.

When we saw an Australian Bullfighting Mosquito while camping we dropped our belongings and ran

by Fijiwateramigo January 2, 2024

mosquitos

The assholes of Nature.

1. aye, whats that sound
2. which sound?
1. this squeeking high sound
2. oh thats a flying asshole
1. ohhhh mosquitos

by ruffy123 March 28, 2022

mosquito booty

A girl that has such a small ass, she can only take a skinny dick in her anal canal.

Silk has a mosquito booty; her backside is so flat that her ass can only get pounded by a blade of grass.

by Allenrayall December 4, 2015

Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world

Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀

by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024

Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024

Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

by Ret-V April 29, 2021

Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018