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Drop down and get your Moses on

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for all the jews out there...brew pride
by TItties January 26, 2005
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National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.
someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!
by Moses Day February 26, 2020
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Mosesing

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016
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mosesed

when you're taking a girl from behind, and she farts on your bush, spreading it like the red sea
i was having a good time with her last night, i was banging her doggystyle, and she totally mosesed me! it was disgusting!
by foco52 January 22, 2014
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mosesing

Driving down the middle of the road on a motorcycle when traffic is nearly at a stand-still in both directions
"Traffic on the way to work was horrible! Luckily I was on my bike, so I was mosesing past all the cars and made it on time."
by Nairobi_Zebra_Bike March 15, 2014
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Moses

Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.

He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.

He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.

His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
“ew, wasn't moses wearing that outfit yesterday?”
by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019
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Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
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