Drop down and get your Moses on

see Drop down and get your jesus on

for all the jews out there...brew pride

by TItties January 27, 2005

National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

Mosesing

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.

Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.

by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016

mosesed

when you're taking a girl from behind, and she farts on your bush, spreading it like the red sea

i was having a good time with her last night, i was banging her doggystyle, and she totally mosesed me! it was disgusting!

by foco52 January 22, 2014

mosesing

Driving down the middle of the road on a motorcycle when traffic is nearly at a stand-still in both directions

"Traffic on the way to work was horrible! Luckily I was on my bike, so I was mosesing past all the cars and made it on time."

by Nairobi_Zebra_Bike March 05, 2014

Moses, See

Moses, See

Moses, See

by luis artiga June 30, 2022

Moses Arms

A common phrase used when measuring the size of arms that are below average size or lacking bone marrow. (Usually from a life long disease or lazy lifestyle) A person with said arms will never make gains.

Look at the new guy coming into the gym, he's got a long way to go with those Moses Arms.

by Dr.Gains December 21, 2016