1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person

2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.

"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"

"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."

sammy moses by whateveryouwantmetobe February 21, 2009

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Holy Moses Mother of Pearl

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.

On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl by Shucky Kunt August 31, 2017

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