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mormonporn

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The act of placing "bubbles" over a picture of a person to create the illusion that he/she is naked. This kind of porn relies on imagination instead of nudity, making it safe for people of all ages and faiths.
I saw some summer pictures of you on Facebook and I decided to mormonporn them, and if I am filling in the blanks properly, you look fantastic naked.
by FreeMustacheRides July 30, 2011
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dumbhead moron

Someone who uses words such as gurl instead of girl, boi instead of boy, and other really retarded and lazy stuff like that.
Sort of similar to lazy freak
All dumbhead morons should be kicked off of the internet from this second on for the rest of eternity.
by dref said right June 10, 2004
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Jack-Mormon

A person who claims to be a 'member' of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but is mostly inactive. Observes some basic principles of 'mormonism', but generally has torn up the rule book. Usually to be found in Utah, where a high concentration of this sect can be found.
A Jack-Mormon often does not observe their guidance of not consuming alcohol or coffee. Can be found to attend the church for say a wedding or funeral. A Jack-Mormon usually, finds themselves at odds with the church. Often this person has been raised in a mormon family unit but come to the conclusion that it does not suit their beliefs.

From experience in Salt Lake City (HQ of Mormonism), this person(typical Jack-Mormon) cannot wait to escape the confines of Utah over the border to Nevada, often going to the small city of Wendover being the nearest to get to, to partake in prostitution, alcohol and gambling.
by tictactaylor February 11, 2010
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Mormon Flash

Showing or revealing a part of the body that isn't considered a private part, i.e. a foot or an elbow.
Dude! That chick just mormon flashed me! I got to see her ankle!
by tee-dub April 25, 2006
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mormon

A guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle usually accompanied by another guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle both wearing yellow backpacks filled with root beer and green jello.
by fugliest March 10, 2009
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Mormon Hangover

When you spend the entire night sober and wake up with a fat headache and feeling like you have just been hit by a large moving vehicle.
Guy 1: "Dude, I went out with my friends as the DD, and still woke up with a hangover."

Guy 2: " Ahh, it's the classic Mormon Hangover. Go back to bed and take an advil."
by Mormon party-er July 11, 2011
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Mormon Breath

when 5 hot guys show up wearing black ties and white shirts then proceed to cock pound your mouth to the point you blackout from lack of oxygen and when you wake up they are gone having left you with the book of mormon and dick breath
Hey girl i gots to brush my teeth i got bad mormon breath and need to burn all my stuff i can only wear white shirts and black ties now
by corn cobb June 1, 2015
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