mootanged

an incoherant drugged like state in which the victim has a similar iq of a retard

"that crack has totally mootanged me"
"that hippy is mootanged"
"lets get mootanged tonight"

by Robert Glynnos April 27, 2007

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mooter

A man scooter which is used by people from the area of Dudley.

Usually they crash when trying to pass people.

I spoke to Mark today, who managed to crash his mooter when trying to pass someone on the pavement.

by Acora! June 6, 2013

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moot mullet

The term given to a filthy, saggy, overgrown, pungent smelling, disease ridden vagina of and indigenous Australian women (a.k.a. A Gin) inclusive of the pubic hair.

"Hey you lubby white 'sing wanna moonyea my moot mullet? But you gotta scratch and sniff first."

by Nifty the 2nd July 19, 2014

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Moot.

noun.

1. An abbreviation for protective headwear. Specifically with reference to road cycling where ones helmoot is used to protect the cyclists swede during cycling activities.

2. A derogatory term used to describe anyone in place of the more commonplace 'bell end'. The moot being the helmoot of the phallus.

Moots.

noun. (Plural)

1. The collective term for 2 or more bell ends donning helmoots whilst partaking in cycling endeavours well in excess of both physical and mental capabilities

Are you moots down for a ride this weekend or no?

by melmuthelhelmu12 June 18, 2019

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@monotude

@monotude =very cool guy

@monotude is super duper cool like monotude

by Cannibal.island July 16, 2021

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Midnight Molotov

When playing the zombie apocalypse shooter game Left 4 Dead and you slaughter your entire team (supposedly by accident) with a molotov cocktail. This does not have to refer to a molotov cocktail massacre - a petrol cannister will suffice - fire hurts no matter the source. Derives from the fact that it's all over when midnight arrives, followed by the flames of Hell.

1) "It was all going so well, until we got midnight molotov'd and we ended up losing! Man, I could kill that bastard!"

2) "Who fucking midnight molotov'd us?
"That was me - I was aiming for the zombies!"
"You useless effing turd!"

by BurntOutHobo March 3, 2010

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