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Monkeys

Hash, pot, spliff, draw.
Shit, I've lost my monkeys.
by Raketemensch September 3, 2003
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Monkey see, monkey do

refers to the learning of a process without an understanding of why it works.
by Muntajab January 6, 2009
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the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
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monkey see monkey do

an expression describing someone who imitates another person's actions, good or bad,simply by having watched them before.
"OMG did you about little Billy from down the street?? apparently he burned a house down...right here in the neighborhood!!"

"yeah, well his older brother used to do the same thing when he was around...monkey see monkey do I guess."
by polo November 25, 2004
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Monkey's

Ugly as in a hat full of Monkey's Assholes.
She's monkey's as shit man.
by Slimo September 20, 2005
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Monkey

Monkey... go and get that pc sorted!
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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Monkey

1) monkey: hairy primate, Emery

2) v. monkey, to be had like a: to lose, to have something go very wrong, to fail completely
Err... wordcrash/word, Franklin... you got had like a monkey!
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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