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velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.
Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!
by Netherlipz July 14, 2009
mugGet the velo-monkmug.

monke master

A monke master is someone who is a master at training monkes.
MAN YOUR A MONKE MASTER!!!!!
by anonymous October 14, 2021
mugGet the monke mastermug.

Bruh Monke

Bruh monke, no further explanation.
But seriously bro, its bruh monke.
by Durrunited November 13, 2020
mugGet the Bruh Monkemug.

pimp monk

the monk who pimps all the local ladies
yeah but be sure to watch out for the pimp monk
by joe bitt February 26, 2011
mugGet the pimp monkmug.

chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.
how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.
by yomikey75 March 20, 2009
mugGet the chip monkmug.

monk shot

When a male is hit in the testicles.
person #1 - Did you see that video of the skater falling on the rail?
person #2 - Yeah dude, total monk shot!

at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.
by DeathSquad June 20, 2008
mugGet the monk shotmug.

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