Mom

The source of all ''savage'' jokes used by the Jake Paulers

Me: Why the fuck do you like Jake Paul and RiceGum you fucking retard

Retard: Lol *snort* u mom so gayy that hehe *snort* Sans took a shit on her *snort* hehehe

Retards: HAHAHAHA OooOOoooOooHHH SAVAGE

(MOM.1) there's that

(MOM.2) A parental guidance

by SocialAnxiety July 9, 2018

Mom

A term that fanboys and fangirls use when addressing females they greatly admire.

My mom, Melanie Martinez, has tix on sale YASSSSSS

by Abnormalbeings May 25, 2016

Mom

Someone who beats you then apologize

My mom beat me then said sorry

by SouthParkLitAf June 2, 2018

Mom

The nicest person you have ever met and you would not replace her with anyone else. Although she has left you at "Walmart" and "Toys R Us" once you still love her. You admire her more than anyone else. She takes care of you everyday. She makes the best food and you adore her baking. She makes sure you make the choice that is best for you always. She is supportive in everything that you do and motivates you to achieve your dreams. 😍😁😀😄😊🙃🙂☺️😁😺🐵

"Man, my mom is the best!"

by Aiswinn17 June 13, 2017

Mom

the woman who emotionally abused me my whole life.

Mom: "I'm the only person who could ever love you" "You're so unlovable"

by people are hot k bye December 11, 2020

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

Mom

Get the camera

"Mom dads going to the store to buy some milk."

by PGG424 YT SUBSCRIBE January 22, 2020