melonball

the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.

the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.

by t-diddy October 12, 2004

melon gaze

As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.

Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*

by Chris Hine September 14, 2008

melon head

Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.

I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.

by Texas Wordsmith October 20, 2013

Dukey Melon

Giant Shit that clogs ur toliet

My Dukey Melon clogged ur toliet it was big and smelly!

by Oli Loc April 25, 2007

melonous

A girl with large, juicy, round breasts

Holy shit, that girls got some melonous tits.

by Whiffolint April 6, 2009

MelonSaurus

A Melonsaurus is an animal that is a cross between a dinosair, and a Melon. They are rarely seen, and usually are seen firin their lazers, and destroyin stuff. The most common Melonsaurus is the Milin, that can only be seen in Pensylvania.

Damn, my MelonSaurus got out and destroyed half of Tampa!

by Rdawg00014 September 3, 2010

melonist

An individual who supports the movement for the equality of melons.

"Hey Bill, melon equality is on the rise, it's a good day to be a melonist"

by ClownWattGryll May 8, 2016