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Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.
"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."
by HFSP January 26, 2021
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Melvin

A gay guy that is super short and annoying.
DId you see that gay short guy there

He is such a Melvin
by Gamer25 November 28, 2019
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Melvin

Melvin is the type of person who would get choked and enjoy it. Melvin is a nice guy but sometimes often do mischievous things because he is bored and tends to make other people mad, Melvin the type of person who loves watermelon and kfc. Melvin has unlimited rizz
by Gunawan47 January 23, 2023
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Melvin

You melvin nigga

You da melvin
by Lex21 May 30, 2017
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Melvin Squigglebottom

Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"
by Melvin Squigglebottom May 24, 2021
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Melvin

Nefarious dude who has no trouble getting women and can put up a more than fair fight he will break your neck if you get close and will always protect his honor
He’s crazy as hell and hella funny he must be a Melvin!
by xGremlxn November 20, 2023
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A Melvin

My vagina just ate one side of my panties. I have a Melvin, It feels gross.
by Wouldscrew October 3, 2022
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