Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
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maryland pass

If a car is stopped to turn left on a two lane road, you don't stop... Hit that shoulder and keep moving.
That guy tried to Maryland pass me and clipped my mirror.
by 6sicky6 March 19, 2018
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Maryland Man

When something crazy happens on the news the first 2 letters would most likely be Maryland man weird stuff happens in maryland also apart of dmv
by murlnnnn November 18, 2020
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Train to Maryland

When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female
by freaky.J September 28, 2021
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Maryland hot bae

When Marylanders or daring out of state people put old bay seasoning on their partner with boring sex life and lick it up.
Steven dared Sarah ,who was out of state, to do the Maryland hot bae. Took her abit to get used to when he heavily seasoned the meat but enjoyed it when he licked it off her tits.
by Onlyme4you May 02, 2023
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