Mexican Marmalade

a Mexican Marmalade is a term used to describe the act of wrapping your penis in a hot tortilla instead of the more traditional condom

Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.

by Dr. JM Buck June 11, 2006

Marmalade

When someone is not just jealous (jelly) they are seething with jealousy from every pore of their body.

"I hate that guy. He gets laid all the time. He drives a nice car. Has a nice house. Has tons of money."

"Don't be so marmalade."

by Andrew Mullen April 1, 2012

marmaid

a girlfriend who proper job title is barmaid but is really hot

my girlfriend the hottest marmaid

by sometool October 14, 2008

marmaring

when one smothers amother in an annoyning fashion. a.k.a. squeezing the kitten, loving to intense, fucking annoyning.

stop marmaring me you pathectic twat.

by wingnutt May 14, 2007

lady marmalade

A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably...

I gave Wilma a "lady marmalade" the other day... Man did I lick her down good!!!!!

by jsh123949 January 30, 2008

marmaloon

marmaloon is the smartest man in the world, also he is the kindest, gentlest, most wonderful human being you have ever had the privelidge of knowing. also a type of cookie made in the 1880's in border areas between Maine and New Brunswick, but it fell into disuse after the Aroostook maple syrup rebellion.

marmaloon

by marmaloonbabushka February 22, 2010

mareca

Red headed ginger bitch that looks like a morbidly obese arial

Stupid mareca.

by Kitkatbindy October 23, 2013