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the mantis

A form of female self-pleasuring that involves both hands entering and exiting the vagina one after the other. The hands are cupped and palms are facing downward. This motion resembles a praying mantis.
Amanda, fed up from the loneliness she felt from her most recent break-up, decided that tonight she would try the mantis and move on with her life.
by P Dickgod April 15, 2008
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Dick Manicure

Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.
"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."
by ohwoahyeahliketotally September 25, 2011
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manics

manic st preachers rule!
by VMC August 30, 2003
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The Manwich

inverse of the standard threesome, with two women and a man. though this is less interesting for the man, as we have the inability to share. double penetration is generally frowned upon, so different entrances must be sorted out before the act. to keep the name, some choose to use canned sloppy joe mix in an odd fashion.
"joel and steve totally gave natasha The Manwich last night. it was gross. im never going to a barbeque again"
by D&D August 31, 2006
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manic panic

A store that sells stuff like Hot Topic but isn't as bad. It was formed by the two sisters who were members of Blondie.

They sell their own hair dye.
by AutisticPsycho December 22, 2004
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Ipod manicure

the act of being neat with your ipod when your done listening to it, as opposed to just shoving it all in your pocked and tangling it up. this includes untangling the headphones straightening out the other end of the headphone that always twists up, and wrapping it around your ipod neatly so it doesn't all buldge in one place
WARNING: this has not been determined gay or not so just to be on the safe side nver attempt this in public or you may be called a faggot or a queer
i like to give my ipod a manicure when im bored to pass the time so that i dont have to untaangle it next time i use it

Fiend: wut u doin?
Me: nothin just givin my ipod a manicure
Friend: really u just did that an hour ago
Me: yeah i know these headphones suck im gettin a zune next time fuck ipods
friend: good idea

ipod manicure
by hendrixpageslash January 17, 2009
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manics

short name for manic street preachers a welsh rock band

often thought to be better prior to the disapearance of rythym guitarist/lyricist Richy Edwards
this not the case, as they have matured to be one of the best bands of the 90's and are one of the greatest live acts ever. anybody who says that they are not as good since richey disapeared is an ignorant cock, as they have had most hits without him including

if you tollerate this then your children will be next

masses against the classes

australia

kevin carter

the everlasting

everything must go

tsunami

elvis impersonator:blackpool pier

and of course - design for life

case closed
by lord stuart June 1, 2005
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