Miss Softie

"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.

Miss Softie is one of our more popular fake pussies

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

MISS AMAZING

MISS AMAZING is the root of everything amazing!! Anyone who hugs her will be overcome with the sudden need to go do something AMAZING. However, there is only enough room for one MISS AMAZING in the universe at a time. If there were two MISS AMAZING's at one time, there would be a battle of epic proportions between the two, that would eventually lead to the distruction of the entire world.

MISS AMAZING is so amazing that no example could ever describe her.

by kit kat bar April 20, 2008

Miss me with that

When somebody says something stupid, if an ugly person asks you out, or if you almost get hit by something, you say this term.

This fool swung at me and I dodged it like Bruce Lee. I said miss me with that.

by yungT February 18, 2017

miss turner

as in "tina turner." another word for crystal meth.

"you lookin for miss turner?"

by richard sager January 30, 2004

MISS THANG

Someone who thinks they're the shit.

Miss Thang about to git a beatdown.

by letty February 4, 2004

Miss Popular

A high school or middle school girl that roams around

the hallway either with the cheerleaders or the jocks.
She practically rules the school.
All the boys whenever they see her develop an immediate infatuation.

Miss Popular: Get out off my way you dork!
Nerd: Would you like to read with me
we'd be perfect together.

by Yeltome May 28, 2012

Miss me

Another way of saying “no”. Shorter version of “miss me what that bullsh*t”.

Coworker: Hey I’m supposed to be off in 5 minutes. Do you mind rolling my silverware for me?
Me: miss me

by sandrafizzle January 23, 2020