loaster

A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.

"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"

by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009

Lobster Licker

a) Someone who loves Lobsters
b) a lesbian
c) a lobster fisherman

Look at those Lobster Lickers.

Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might say he's a Lobster Licker.

by MrEvilGoat April 13, 2009

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

Lobster diving

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.

Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.

by Pattycakes August 4, 2014

Lobster pop tart

When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period

Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.

by Crabshaq February 21, 2017

Lobsterfest

A sea-town lobster extravaganze, featuring a parade, a butter vat, and a shell pile

It's time for Lobsterfest!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

nob lobster

Women who uses teeth while performing fellatio. Technique number 1,234 in the Great Book of Grizundor (the holiest text in the Cult of the Porn Bear). See www.pornbear.co.uk.

Look the state of my bell end. She's been nipping at it like a mad nob lobster.

by Keeper of the honey pot of plenty October 23, 2003