by Lizard Squading March 26, 2015
by That Slothman August 07, 2010
a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms
by bingbongfukyalife April 25, 2022
A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.
I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.
by Jeaniesgotagun April 05, 2022
Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.
Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
by A gentleman from nantucket October 29, 2018
an overly large lizard that's the least mobile of its kind (for being a lizard)
all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
Green Lizard: trash
by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021
An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.
Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."
Or the inverse
"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
Or the inverse
"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
by Indestructicon April 20, 2013