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Lizard Folk

Lizard Folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
They attempt(unsuccessfully) to pass unnoticed as human beings.
Lizard Folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
The Olsen twins are examples of Reptile-Folk. They have amassed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. Surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
Among other known Lizard Folk are: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, and Kenny Rogers.
by Curt Manners July 1, 2011
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The Wind Lizard

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
by PTWL November 14, 2018
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Slot Lizard

Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.
Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018
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booty lizard

A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!
Watch out Jerry that girls a a straight booty lizard, she'll get ya!
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Street Lizard

An older term by urban slang standard. A person that sleeps in drain pipes or sewers during the day then comes out to the street or dive bars at night to ingest drugs and cheap alcohol.
Cops had to go and chase the street lizards off the park benches.
by MarkR10 August 18, 2022
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Lot Lizard

a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms
“ That Sapp Bros always has a lot lizard smoking meth in the bathroom
by bingbongfukyalife April 24, 2022
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slippery lizard

Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?

Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*
by Bick Cox February 3, 2022
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