when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: LOL
by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 23, 2018
by JohnCaleLovesYou September 03, 2023
Noun.
Fancy designs drawn in sparkling café latté, mostly used by hipsters to attract the white girl species.
Note: If you can master the swan, there’s no more limit to your sexual influence.
Fancy designs drawn in sparkling café latté, mostly used by hipsters to attract the white girl species.
Note: If you can master the swan, there’s no more limit to your sexual influence.
by Bruce_tha_moose April 25, 2017
A special type of coffee invented by a software engineer called Gus. A hybrid between a latte and a cappuccino—with a lot of steamed milk, and a thick layer of milk foam on the top. Strictly no chocolate powder dashed on top. This is a well-known beverage in Shoreditch, East London served after lunch, just before 2pm.
He'll make you a Gus latte if you visit the office.
It turns out that there is plenty of interesting science to be learned when you have a sip of a Gus latte.
It turns out that there is plenty of interesting science to be learned when you have a sip of a Gus latte.
by Gate13Portugal June 02, 2020
When you're running late because you've stopped for coffee. Or, you're already running late, so you stop for coffee anyway.
by DrJones1603 November 02, 2023
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