The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.

I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.

by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019

Sassy lassy

Someone who is stupid.

-DS

Dog: Feed me I'm starving.

Man: What about that big ol' bowl of Dog Food over there?

Dog: That doesn't count you sassy lassy.

by DaniiY xD November 1, 2013

lassisto

To perform this sexual act you must:
Tie the person up on a bunge cord,
fuck them while bouncing.

"I heard of this new fun thing, It's called lassisto, please do it with me."

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

lasshole

Person who lives in LA and is an asshole. (lass-hole).

This guy just cut off me on 405! What a lasshole!

by lasshole hatter January 19, 2014

Lasso baby

A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.

Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.

Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.

by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016

Lasse

A brave man with a very big penisnad is super good at sex. He knows exactly what to do to make a girl wet.

Girl: ohh you are so Lasse.
Guy: I know.

by Thebigdickguy December 12, 2016

lasse syndrome

Lasse Syndrome is when you are better than anyone else, especially your friends. A person with the special syndrome, has the ability to fuck everyones girls.

"Omg he has the Lasse syndrome!"
"He is infected with the Lasse Syndrome, watch your pussies! :-("

by Albert Ottenberg December 14, 2016