alternate form of the modern day hipster. a faux hippy. an individual seeming to embrace the "peace-love-happiness" stance of the 60's but who is actually extremely judgemental, conditional, and exclusive. they will look down on others for their "conventional" choices in lifestyle and work, siting they are conforming to "the man". it should be noted that most likely they were born in the 80's, live off their yuppy parents trust fund, and bought their hemp bracelets at urban outfitters. they may have a spiritual leader of some sort and consider themselves more evolved - transended - than the average joe.
david, a white 22 year old man from a subburb in boston, changed his name to some unpronouceable indian name, moved to northern california and recites spoken word poetry about the black mans strugle at coffee shops. he's a total kung fu bob marley.
by vvtrippple April 11, 2008
Phillip worked all night to wedge his hand, bit by bit, into his girlfriends asshole and finally got a "stinky kung fu grip" on his own dick. shortly after he shot his load all in her ass.....
by isosevodes April 11, 2009
by OBMcMonkeyhands January 18, 2004
The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.
Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.
by amdbnagde May 21, 2016
Person 1: "Hey dude what you listening to?"
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"
Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"
Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
by MemeCrocodile2.0 September 28, 2019
A term first used in the Adultswim show, The Boondocks to describe Luna, a woman who was raised by wolves, later trained in White Lotus Kung-Fu, participated and won at the kumite, and is psycho as fuck.
Riley: You invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad. Granddad: How was I supposed to know she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch
by Xero _ Manifest March 17, 2011
dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.
by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009